Battle Order

After Sergeant Kimmel (with her ten-liter thermos of Mountain Dew) left in her helicopter to go scouting, Dundee waited for hours for her to return. She didn't, though he could hear vague exploding and machine gun sounds far in the distance. Finally, at about midnight, he decided to go ahead without her.

Before we get to the battle proper, the dispositions of Dundee's troopers should be noted. Dundee very carefully divided his force into three main wings, plus those absent. The resulting battle line is as follows:

Commander: Groggy Dundee

Scouting:
J. Potts
Ben

With Whiny Rostes Pricks:
Sergeant Cullen
Lyle Gorch
Tector Gorch

Fucking Around With Helicopter:
Sergeant Kimmel

Skirmishers:
Captain Tim O'Brien
Bill
Sandra
Daniel
Marco Leone
Peacemaker
Border Trash
Michelle
Shumaker
Keith Richards
Nicole
Ashley
Lorelei

First Wave:
Sergeant Harriman
Tristan
Nathan
James Finnegan Stubb
Mr. Smit
Frisco
Plasmotic Snake
Grenouille
Dave Jenkins (under close watch)
Danethe1st
Herpes Girl
Tom
Reverend Armstrong
Shaulis
Walker
Lennie
Kermit
Mark the Bugler

Reserve Wing:
Joe Starbuck
Alex K. Starbuck
Garfer and his Canadians
Cavalry Guy

That's it. Now, onto the battle.